Meg can’t find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to make…

Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with…

When Peter gets hurt and can’t work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds…

Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty,…

Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot…

After Peter uses Meg’s money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out…

Peter’s mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom’s new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR style show on…

Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn’t take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he…

Stewie convinces Brian to go on a road trip with him to San Francisco to search for a man Stewie believes is his real father.

Stewie finds out that his life in the future is miserable. So he decides to go back in time and change events for the better.

After losing at a swim competition, Stewie trys to eliminate his rival by blowing up a lifeguard tower. His plan backfires though, and Stewie has a near death experience that…

When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic where they discover Peter has built a ‘panic room’. They go in it, and Peter tells them…

Peter wants to top Joe, who just built a new home theater system, so he starts to build a multiplex in his backyard. In doing so, he discovers an Indian…

Brian’s gay cousin Jasper visits the Griffin house and announces that he is engaged to his partner and wants to be married at their house. When Mayor West bans gay…

Meg becomes an intern for Mayor West. Brian, who is sure that the mayor is corrupt, tries to out him. Brian and Stewie, while undercover, discover that Meg is more…

After reading an erotic novel, Peter gets the idea to write one himself. Carter gets sued for publishing Peter’s book on tape and loses all his money, where he is…

Peter gets a vasectomy and loses all his sex drive. Lois begins to gain weight, and as a result, Peter’s regains his interest in his wife. When Lois’ habits get…

At his high school reunion, Peter tries to impress his fellow classmates. When Peter, heading for the bathroom, charges through the crowd of people, impresses quarterback Tom Brady, who offers…

When Peter wins a maid for a week as a prize on a game show, Quagmire gains an interest in her, and they eventually marry. Quagmire, stricken with his bachelor…

After Brian has a near-death experience in the hospital, he decides to lead a new life. He ends up getting a nightly singing gig with Frank Sinatra Jr., but his…

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub…

Recent events strain Burke and Cristina’s relationship. Mark and Derek must work together when two close-knit brothers seek medical help. One of Meredith’s half sisters is admitted to the hospital.

A traumatic car accident fills the ER. Izzie pushes the boundaries of her probation. Cristina has a crisis of conscience about her deceptive teamwork with Burke.

George’s father has a serious heart problem that requires surgery and George chooses Burke to do the procedure. Burke doubts himself because he knows the pressure this kind of surgery…

The men of Seattle Grace go on a camping trip together, Addison and Callie must team up to work on a patient, Meredith assists Sloan with a procedure unlike any…

Cristina gets to scrub in on a rare surgery which incites envy. Alex questions his future in plastics. George and Addison work together with Noelle. Noelle is pregnant with twins…

Derek learns one of Addison’s secrets. Bailey talks about motherhood and depression to a mother who is set to have cancer surgery and who seems to not care about any…

Shawn Sullivan, a car salesman who just had surgery, wants to get back to his routine so he doesn’t lose his renown. Addison works with a pregnant woman named Rebecca…

The staff tries to prevent a patient from getting an elective surgery. Cristina tries to help Preston cope with the after effects of his surgery. A patient bails on their…

Cristina meets Burke’s parents, the interns try to get Izzie’s job back, and Addison takes a day off, a surgical patient may be living her last day. Some of the…

Meredith must make an important choice about which path she wants to follow to determine the future of her love life. While she considers her future she and others have…

Denny needs a heart or else. Izzie and George go crazy trying to get him one. Derek has the life of a friend in his hands as he operates on…

This episode is the second part of a two-hour season finale. Richard tries to get information from Addison about a family member’s condition. Callie and George have a talk about…

George and Derek work together, Denny still doesn’t have a heart, and Meredith gets paired with Callie. A 12-week pregnant girl dies in the O.R. and her parents try to…

The staff attends to an intern from another hospital who has short-term memory loss. This intern, named Marshall, also has caused a car accident that involved a married couple, their…

Addison’s patient is a Catholic mother of seven. Addison gets in trouble after learning that the patient’s husband won’t use contraceptives. Derek treats a divorce attorney who asks if Derek…

After a series of deaths at the hospital some of the staff become very superstitious. Izzie worries about Denny and gets confronted by Alex. A patient with OCD drives Cristina…

Meredith and Izzie take up knitting. Derek operates on Andrew, a spelling bee champ with a serious head injury. Bailey gets in on Andrew’s surgery because she’s worried that her…

The doctors are up to their necks in their usual levels of drama. Meredith is dealing with the backlash of sleeping with George, George and Burke are bonding in ways…

Meredith and George are experiencing morning-after tension at home and at work and it has the rest of the doctors wondering what’s up. Derek and Addison are experiencing their own…